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I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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