So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
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You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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