you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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