dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Can you bring me the toilet please
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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