I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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