I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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