I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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