she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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