i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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