At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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