I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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