just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Randomize
