Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize