The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
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Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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