I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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