Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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