halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
i used baking grease as lip gloss
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
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