And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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