So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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