Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
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It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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