What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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