if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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