Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
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i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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