Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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