where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I think my vagina is haunted
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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