i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
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