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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I will be naked everywhere
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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