i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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