We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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