it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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