Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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