Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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