i permit you to call me
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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