Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I think your dad took our porno
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I have post one night stand depression
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