yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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