He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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