can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
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She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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