two words: eviction party
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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