A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Randomize
