Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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