to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
