I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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