He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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