Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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