Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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