The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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PIZZA AND ORGASMS
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