i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
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just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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