Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
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Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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