Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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