i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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