I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
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My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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