redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Randomize
