You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
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I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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