even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Randomize
